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mediocre-megs · 4 months ago

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honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature*. it WILL kill you. yes.

*this is NOT anti-hrt or anti-vax or anything of the sort. i love criticisms of the anti aging industry + sci-fi/horror. i also love trans people and vaccines and medicine and science. i also don’t care if you personally have botox. this was a shitpost i made while high and 2/3 of the way through the substance (2024). terfs dni. cheers.

#the substance #wow wow still have about half an hour left and I’m truly impressed #anti anti aging #megan rambles #5k #10k #20k #30k #‘hey megan are you bothered by the vast misinterpretations of your original point?’#well. yeah

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botanyshitposts · 4 months ago

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love when dogs come back to you with seeds stuck to them. lmao get used as dispersal idiot. that’s just what you get for snuffling the grasses

#ancient ritual of many millions of years.. put seeds on thing that moves so you don’t have to bother

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ididnotknow · 10 months ago

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og post

#house md #gregory house #alison cameron #eric foreman #robert chase #hatecrimes md #sorry chase i couldn't bother making you pretty #idk what chicken fries is sry

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smoosie · 2 months ago

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(Which arm, Viktor, huh ? Which one ??)

They were not a couple so, Jayce (who had a very bad day and just wanted to hug it out) proceeded to freak out, backed out of the lab and never mentioned it again but, Astral Viktor, that mf ? He'd be delighted to remind Jayce of that moment in time, of that missed call and watch him die from embarrassment and resentment over himself

(I'm glad they've never beaten the gay allegations and never will)

#Viktor you cold-handed Zaunite rascal #give Jayce a break #he's overheating #arcane #jayce talis #viktor #jayvik #fanart #art #arcane fanart #my art #league of legends #artists on tumblr #arcane netflix #Viktor's arms look like some kind of velociraptor sticky paws in the first pic.....#I like using that partially chibi style from time to time when I'm doing those kind of short comic strips #or when I don't want to bother myself with too much realism nor complicated coloring #also I hope my english is good enough bc that was a lot more text to write on these drawings that I'm usually used to #(btw that's also my personal backstory for Viktor's idea of a third arm haha)

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gibbearish · 1 year ago

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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish #bigger gibbers

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taxidermychrist · 2 years ago

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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

#power on 😐……. connected 🙄#like sorry for bothering you queen

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phantomrose96 · 2 years ago

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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

#the person who's re-emailed me asking for help with something: yes I should get back to you. yes I will get back to you #but in the meantime I will look at the email like 'I am busy right now! I have deadlines! do not bother me about this unrelated thing!'#and like in 15 minutes when I'm ready to be an adult again I'll get back to them

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v0idwraith · 2 months ago

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quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say

#heyyyyy fbi this is totally a joke i’m not on his side what noooooooo #edit: good god y’all can’t read between the lines. he did something to TRY and make a change #which is more than y’all complaining have ever done. is that better. is that more clearly spelled out for you.#also i’m not a fan of this whole ‘oh nothing changed nothing’s ever gonna change so why bother’ attitude #we can’t get complacent just because making change is hard. we have to keep trying #even if it fails over and over we have to keep trying #luigi mangione #united healthcare #brian thompson #us politics #also yeah obviously innocent until proven guilty. sentiment is the same either way

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corkinavoid · 3 months ago

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DPxDC Legal Power

Batman: You can not punish the Joker

Batman: You are no judge, jury, and executioner

Danny Fenton, standing over Joker's beaten body: Actually, I am

Danny Fenton, raising the Creep Stick up: I am the High King of Infinite Realms, and this bitch has been resurrected more than once

Danny Fenton, smacking Joker like a piñata: With the use of a pool of some nasty smelling ecto, mind you, but it puts him under my jurisdiction nonetheless

Danny Fenton, smiling at Batman as Joker is wheezing and trying to crawl away: So I am the judge, jury, and executioner for him since I'm the highest power in a Realm where he is a denizen

Danny Fenton, catching the Joker by the ankle and dragging him back: And as the King, I hereby sentence him to death by a repetitive use of The Creep Stick over his whole body

Batman: ...

Red Hood, with a bowl of popcorn: Do you mind switching The Creep Stick for a crowbar?

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dc x dp #batman #jason todd #red hood #joker #ghost king danny #danny fenton #this thought has been bothering me for a few days now #so here you go #i release thee into the wild #cork prompts

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 11 days ago

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Y'all what if I told you I ship Pyramid Steve with Stan like fr now

#I mean #I definitely shipped it before but since I put genuine effort into this I think I have to say that I ship it even more or I might die #i wish i made the inside of his car grosser 😔#anyway PYRAMID SCHEME PYRAMID SCHEME‼️‼️#idk how to draw the inside of cars and i didn't bother to look up a reference #just sort of guessed and also went off my own car?#i love drawing pyramid Steve so much #cole's art #gravity falls #art #grunkle stan #stanley pines #pyramid steve #pyramid scheme #mullet stan #genuinely you will never see this much effort put into my art ever again 😭🙏#Pyramid Steve: The most colorful Driving Hazard in this dimension!!#He'll pop up outta no where and you'll be blinkin stars outta your eyes for 5 whole minutes!!

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monkesupreme · 3 months ago

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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.

Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3

#superman #batman #superbat #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc #he has to problem solve soooooooo much; he mustve made it a habit at some point #everyones at least a little entertained by it. sometimes the brain behaves the way it wants to #if he has no one to bother he will resort to traditional methods #which include talking to himself for hours OR talking to a little duckie or bat or toy or whatever little guy is on his console for the day #which is objectively funny and entertaining when you rollback camera footage #but hes always grumpier after an afternoon with no headway #so clark is called in before Bruce gives himself an aneurysm lmao

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corseque · 2 months ago

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I realized that I could easily do the same to DAI's script, and I did that, but then I immediately created my magnum opus:

A Text File of Everything Solas Says In Inquisition and Veilguard, The Ultimate Fanfic Resource For Writing Solas' Voice*

and I fell on the floor because it made me happy.

*edited to correct a minor mishap

#did you know Solas says 36000 words #Dragon Age #Solas #Inquisiton spelunking #Veilguard spelunking #I cannot wait to look through it more #I wonder if there's a difference between him speaking in Dread Wolf I'm The Bad Guy mode #that's noticeable just in text #he's sooooo cute #and some of these are very rare lines #Solas says 2345 lines in Inquisition #and 814 lines in Veilguard #I didn't bother to keep in the “Dread Wolf whining noises” sound effect lines sorry about that #and I'll upload the DAI version later I made a mistake on it and I'm tired for now

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yanderedrabbles · 3 months ago

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Softcore Yandere Boyfriend

Yandere! Boyfriend who knows exactly how messed up his thinking is and is trying very, very hard to not give into it. Yes, you would look so good tied up on his bed where you can never ever leave him but it's not a very ethical thing to do, y'know?

Yandere! Boyfriend who's built like an absolute tank of a man. Who has to be extra careful with his strength. He could pick you up and take you anywhere he wanted, but then he'd set a precedent and wouldn't be able to stop hauling you back into his bed.

Yandere! Boyfriend who needs constant reassurance. Who'll sit with his face propped between your legs and ask if you love him, again and again until he's satisfied.

You find it silly that this huge jock of a guy needs to be coddled so much. But Yandere! Boyfriend craves it. He needs reassurance or he might give in to all the toxic urges buried inside him.

Yandere! Boyfriend who spends every second in the gym thinking about your male classmates and all the random cashiers and waiters and drivers who get to lay their eyes on you, who probably go home and think filthy things about you. Yandere! Boyfriend who spends his time in the boxing ring imagining he's pounding all those guys to fucking tripe.

Yandere! Boyfriend who tries to keep his obsessive side happy, just so it doesn't become too demanding. Who allows himself little treats whenever he's had a hard day. Your used panties, a tracker on your car, a bugged teddy bear. Just so he doesn't go stir crazy with obsession.

Yandere! Boyfriend who'll never admit that he stalked you for weeks before introducing himself.

Yandere! Boyfriend who leaves lovebites all over your neck and thighs, even when you complain about how embarrassing it is to go out in public like that. He's marking his territory and he knows it, but he can't stop.

Yandere! Boyfriend who applies to all the schools you apply to, who takes all the same classes you do.

Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you so much that it frightens even him. Who'll kill you and then himself if you ever try to leave him.

Yandere! Boyfriend who really is the best boyfriend, who drives you to class everyday, who cooks for you, who pitches in and does your laundry. Just ignore that he locks the doors every time you get into his car, that he might sometimes crush a sleeping pill in your dinner just so he can spend more time with you, that he'll inspect all your clothes for traces of other men.

Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you very, very much. Who is trying and failing to be normal about it.

#soft yandere #he is one bad day away from grabbing you and moving into a cabin in the woods where no one can ever bother you ever again #yandere #yandere x reader #reader insert #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere drabbles #x reader #yandere oc #yandere boyfriend

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lazylittledragon · 8 months ago

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